NEW SONGS SINCE PERTH TOP PAISLEY 2
WAS OUT
Here's a truly bad taste two verse
version of the "Hibs Song" (Tune the Hearts Song )
Hibs, Hibs, Shìtèy
Old Hibs
John Leslie's sure damaged their pride
The Blue Peter goon pulled his
troosers right down
And Ulrika had nowhere to hide
She's sold her story, we wrote this song
No point in saying I've done
nothing wrong
Some say he's guilty and some shook
his hand
But the boy is a goon if if he
thinks he is grand
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To the tune "Frere Jacques"
"STEVEN PRESSLEY, STEVEN PRESSLEY
ANDY KIRK, ANDY KIRK
JEAN LOUIS VALOIS, JEAN LOUIS VALOIS
MARK DE VRIES, MARK DE VRIES"
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FROM PERTH TO PAISLEY
THE
HEARTS SONGBOOK
Issue
2 (225 songs and chants)
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CONTENTS
Section
1 - Hearts current songs (23) songs/chants
Section
2 - When will we sing your likes again (53)
Section
3 - In Praise of players (27) songs/chants
Section
4 - Chants against other teams (22
)chants
Section
5 - Chants against players (14) chants
Section
6 - Our friends from leith (34)
Section
7 - The Gay Gordons (13) songs/chants
Section
8 - Our friends from the west (11) songs/chants
Section
9 - Controversial (15)
Section
10 - Something NEW ! (10)
Section
11 - Poems ( 3) |
The full on-line version will be available soon. In the meantime,
this is version 2 of the songbook |
SECTION
1 HEARTS CURRENT SONGS
THE
HEARTS SONG
(Hector
Nicol version)
The
Hearts song is widely accepted as the Hearts anthem. There are
differences of opinion about whether one of the lines goes
"Rangers and Celtic" or "Celtic and Rangers", and
this full version is often too long to be a terracing song, which is
why we have also included the terracing version which is worthy of
inclusion in it's own right.
Away
up in Gorgie at Tynecastle Park
There's
a wee football team
that
aye makes it's mark
They've
won all the honours
for
footballing arts
And
there's nae other team
to
compare with the Hearts
Chorus
H-E-A-R-T-S
If you
cannae spell it then here's what it says
Hearts,
Hearts glorious Hearts
It's
down at Tynecastle they bide
The
talk of the toun are the boys in Maroon
And
Auld Reekie supports them with pride.
This
is my story this is my song
Follow
the Hearts and you can't go wrong
For
some say the Celtic
and
Rangers are grand
but
the boys in maroon
are
the best in the land
And
national caps we can always supply
like
Massey and Walker
or
Bauld and Mackay
if I
had the time I could name dozens more
who
have helped in producing
the
old Hampden roar.
REPEAT CHORUS
We've
won the league flag
and
we've won the league cup
Though
we sometimes go down
we
will aye go back up
Our
forwards can score and it's
NO
IDLE TALK
our
defence is as strong as the old castle rock
REPEAT CHORUS
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THE
HEARTS SONG (Terracing version)
Give
me an H Give me an E......E
Give
me an A Give me an R......R
Give
me an T
Give
me an S......S
Hearts
Hearts glorious Hearts
It's
down at Tynecastle they bide
The
talk of the toun are the boys in Maroon
And
Auld Reekie supports them with pride.
This
is my story this is my song
Follow
the Hearts and you can't go wrong
For
some say the Celtic and Rangers are grand
but
the boys in maroon are the best in the land
H..E..A..R..T..S
If you cannae spell it then here's what it says
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HAVE
YOU SEEN THE HEART OF MIDLOTHIAN
Have
you heard of the Heart of Midlothian
Have
you seen them in "Marone"
Have
you heard of the Heart of Midlothian
they're
the greatest team I know.
We
have played in South Morocco
We
have played in the USA
But
the greatest game in history
is the
game on new years day
For
it's a home for famous heroes
and
their stories have been told
of
Alfie Conn and Jimmy Wardhaugh
John
Cummings and Willie Bauld
And
when my life is over
And
death has left it's mark
You
can scatter all my ashes
on the
slopes of Tynecastle Park
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As
released by the club in the Centenary year 1974 with the "Song
of Tynecastle" on the other side.
Hurrah,
hurrah, we are the Gorgie boys
Hurrah,
hurrah, we make a lot of noise
On
Saturdays you'll hear us sing
Tynecastle
to Dalry
When
we go marchin' thru' Gorgie.
Walking
down the Gorgie Road on a Saturday
Doon
to old Tynecastle where the gallant Hearts do play
We've
followed them a hundred years
And
will a hundred mair
Still
we go marchin' thru Gorgie
CHORUS
There's
Kenny Garland in the goal keepin oot the ba'
Gallagher
and Jefferies,
and
there's no a better twa
Bobby
Prentice on the wing,
while
Fordie knocks them in
That's
what we see at Tynecastle
Chorus
instrumental
Chorus
Chorus
but
last line W-h-e-n w-e g-o m-a-rchin th-r-u G-o-r-g-i-e
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the
SONG OF TYNECASTLE
CHORUS
We
will raise our voices
for
the team we love
For
the players old and new
Our
standards they are high
We are
reaching for the sky
To the
Hearts we will ever be true
Let
the song of today on this centenary
A club
that is both great and strong
Though
a hundred years have gone
there's
a hundred more to go
And
the Hearts will go marchin on
CHORUS
The
illustrious names
we
have seen in our team
Players
of skill and reknown
With
their gallant! and faith
they
are the credit to our name
We're
the pride of the capital town
CHORUS
CHORUS
CHORUS
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WHEN
THE HEARTS GO MARCHING IN
This
song is very underused around Tynie these days
Oh
when the Hearts, go marching in
Oh
when the Hearts, go marching in
I
wanna be in that number
Oh
when the Hearts, go marching in.
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A
MILLION MILES
Oooooooh
Jaaam Tarts, Jaaam Tarts
I'd
walk a million miles
for
one of your goals, Oh Jaaam Tarts
(there
is a version which goes "I'd kick a million holes")
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We
love you Jam Tarts, oh yes we do
We
love you Jam Tarts, oh yes we do
We
Love you Jam Tarts we do,
Oh Jam
Tarts we love you
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THE
EUROPEAN SONG (sung to the Frank Sinatra tune "my way")
1984 VERSION
And
Now, The end is near
We've
followed Hearts from Perth to Paisley
We've
travelled far, by bus and car
And
other times we've went by railway.
We've
been to Aberdeen
We
hate the Hibs, they make us spew up.
So
make a noise you Gorgie boys
We're
going to Europe.
To
See H - M - F - C
We'll
even dig the channel tunnel
When
we're afloat on some big boat
We'll
tie our scarves around the funnel.
We
have no cares, for other players
like
Rossi, Boniec, or Tardelli
When
we're overseas,
the
hibs will be in Portobelly.
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1998
VERSION (same tune)
We
all can laugh at Hibs
When
we play Chelsea, Metz or Inter
They'll
travel far, to see Stranraer
and
visit Airdrie in the winter.
While
Hearts, go marching on
and
show the Hibs the way to do it,
they
lost at Ayr, and we don't care,
we're
going to Europe.
The
days, not far away
when
we will reach the heights of glory.
We'll
follow Hearts through foreign parts
and
Gorgie boys will tell the story.
How we
scored three, at Napoli
took
care of Bierhoff and Vi&ldots;erri
when
we're overseas,
the
Hibs will watch us on the telly.
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IN
DUBLINS FAIR CITY
In
Dublins fair City
where
the girls are so pretty
I
first set my eyes on sweet Molly Malone
As she
wheeled her wheelbarrow
Through
streets broad and narrow
Singing
(clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap JAM TARTS)
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DAYDREAM
BELIEVER
By the
time this goes to print we may have to adjust the first line of the chorus!
Oh I
could fly neath the wings
of the
Jambos as they sing
at
three o'clock I'm happy as can be
Cos
the good time they are hear
and
the hibees nowhere near
so
listen up and hear the Jam tarts sing
Cheer
up ginger tosser
Oh
what can it be
to a
sad hibby bastard
and a
shite football team.
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HELLO HELLO
Hello,
Hello we are the Gorgie boys
Hello,
Hello you'll know us by our noise
We're
up to our knees in hibee blood
Surrender
or you'll die
For we
are the Gorgie bovver boys.
(of
course there is another version to this song which is also popular!)
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Sung
to the Beatles tune "Hey Jude"
(to be
accompanied by lots of scarf waving)
Hey
Jude, don't make it bad,
take a
sad song and make it better
remember
to let her into your heart,
then
you can start
to
make it better....better....better....better...
na na
na na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na Jam Tarts
na na
na na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na Jam Tarts
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Generally
regarded as a sellik song, but sung with gusto in the 1970's
Hail
Hail, the Hearts are here
all
for goals and glory (f**k your jackanory)
Hail
Hail the Hearts are here
All
for goals and glory now
For
it's a grand old team to go to jail for
and
it's a grand old team to pay the bail for
and if
you know your history,
It's
enough to make your heart go no surrender.
We
don't care what the hibees say
what
the hell do we care, for we only know
that
there's gonna be a show and the Edinburgh Jam Tarts will be there.
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Forever
and ever, we'll follow the boys
The
Edinburgh Jam Tarts, The Gorgie Boys
For we
will be mastered, by no hibby bastard
We'll
keep the Hearts flag flying high&ldots;..
So
bring on the hibs the Celts the Rangers
Bring
on the Spaniards by the score
Barcelona,
Real Mardid,
WE
WILL MAKE A GALLANT BID
For
we're out to show the world
what
we can do
(sorry,
we don't do the half a quid version)
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By the
light, (6 claps)
of the
silvery moon (6 claps)
We're
the talk of the toun (6 claps)
We're
the boys in maro-o-n.
repeat
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Sung
to the tune "It's just one of those songs"
His
name is Drew Busby the talk of the north
He
comes from Tynecastle just over the forth He drinks all your whisky
and
Newcastle Brown the Gorgie Boys are in town - na na na na na na na na n&ldots;&ldots;&ldots;
the
Gorgie boys are in town.
or how
about another version of the same song.....
Lock
all your windows and bolt all your doors
hide
all your daughters and lie on the floors
Stash
all your whisky and Newcastle Brown
the
Gorgie Boys are in town -
na
na na na na na na na &ldots;&ldots;.
the
Gorgie boys are in town.
Or
another version&ldots;.
They've
won all the honours in snooker & darts
there's
no other team to compare with the Hearts
we've
fucked the kilmarnock and dumbarton too
and
now were gonna fuck you
na
na na na...
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sung
to the tune "Guide me O thy great Jehovah"
Heart
of Midlothian, F**k off Hibernian
We'll
support you evermore
We'll
support you evermore
(Sad
to say but this song has become recognised as the first one to be
sung when the team has been gubbed in a "big" match.
Needless to say we have sung it a lot!)
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Jim
Jefferies....Barmy Army
Jim
Jefferies....Barmy Army
Jim
Jefferies....Barmy Army
Jim
Jefferies....Barmy Army
repeat
ad nausea
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Sung
to the song "She'll be coming round the mountain"
If
you're proud to be a Jambo clap your hands
If
you're proud to be a Jambo clap your hands
if
you're proud to be a Jambo proud
to be a Jambo
proud
to be a Jambo clap your hands
(loud
sustained applause)
(see
later in the new section)
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SECTION
2 - WHEN WILL WE SING YOUR LIKES AGAIN
Sung
to the Queen song "We are the champions"
We are
the Jam Tarts my friend
And
we'll keep on fighting to the end
We are
the Jam Tarts, We are the Jam Tarts
No
time for Hibees for we Are the Jam Tarts
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To the
tune "Do a Deer"
Gilles
Rousset is in our goal,Lockie wears the captains band
Neil
Pointon loves Dahi Bear, Weir's the best man in the land
Salvatori
runs the show, Ritchie never lets them go
McCann
is bearing down on goal, and Fulton's Baggio-o-o-o
Stephane
Adams number nine, Camerons play is always fine
Thomas
Flogel's Austrian, Hammy scores goals all the time
Robertsons
the ace of Hearts, Jose's tearing them apart
McManus
never gets a start, And Fulton's Baggio-o-o-o
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To
the tune "I Will Survive"
At
first I was afraid, I was petrified
Kept
thinking hibs were gonna beat my famous Jambo side
But
then I spent so many hours
drinking
lager in a pub And then I new
Hearts
were the greatest football club
Go on
now go, Go Jambos go
put
the ball into the net
and
tell the hibbys where to go
They
couldn't beat us if they played the game all night That's
'cos hibs are dirty, rotten, smelly first division SHITE
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Sung
to "Those were the days"
We're
going to celebrate, we're
going
to celebrate
We're
going to sell, we're going to celebrate
(a
popular variation in the seventies was to change "celebrate"
for "sell McQuade". On occasion Linlithgow Hearts change
it to Cebelrate in honour of one of our members who sang that all the
way home after winning promotion against Arbroath- Cheers Bob!)
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I'm
dreaming of a white christmas
Just
like the ones I used to know
where
the treetops glistened and children listened to hear sleighbells in
the snow.....
IN THE SNOW
(At
this point it all goes a bit punky)
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I'm
forever blowing bubbles,
pretty
bubbles in the air
they
fly so high, up in the sky
just
like the Hibs they fade and die
Celtic
always running, Rangers running too
and so
the Hearts supporters we're running after you.
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Said a
bow-legged chicken to a knock kneed hen
I
haven't been so happy since I don't know when
I walk
with a wiggle and I wiggle when I walk
we are
the Gorgie boot boys
with a
na na na na na n na na na na na na,
na na
na na na na na -
we are
the Gorgie boot boys
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The
northern lights of old Aberdeen
mean
sweet f**k all to me
The
northern lights of Aberdeen
mean
sweet f**k all to me.
I've
been a Hearts fan all of my life
And
many a sight i've seen
but
the northern lights of Aberdeen
mean
sweet f**k all to me!
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Show
them the way to go home
They're
tired and they want to go to bed
For
they're only half a football team
and
the other half is dead.
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GLORY
GLORY GLORY (To the tune of a Blue Mink song)
Glory
Glory Glory, listen to the band
we're
the Embra Jam Tarts
best
team in the land.
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Can
you hear the Hearts fans sing - yo yo
Can
you hear the Hearts fans sing - yo yo
can
you hear the Hearts fans sing
You're
gonna get your heads kicked in yo yo
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Can
you hear the hibs fans sing - no no
Can
you hear the hibs fans sing - no no
Can
you hear the Hibs fans sing
I
can't hear a f**king thing - yo yo
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Sung
to the tune "Polly Wolly Doodle"
Oh
it's all gone quiet over there
Oh
it's all gone quiet over there
Oh
it's all gone quiet, all gone quiet,
all
gone quiet over there
(or alternatively)
Can
you sing a wee bit louder over there
Can
you sing a wee bit louder over there
Can
you sing a wee bit louder,
sing a
wee bit louder
sing a
wee bit louder over there -
if you
can - CAN YOU F**k!
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Wherever
we go (wherever we go)
people
wanna know (people wanna know)
Who we
are (who we are),
shall
we tell 'em (shall we tell 'em)
We are
the Hearts we are the Hearts we are we are we are the Hearts.
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E
IEIEIO, off to the football we will go
When
we win promotion, this is what we'll sing
knees
up knees up, got to get a breeze up, Robertson is king
Oh my
what a rotten song, what a rotten song, what a rotten song
Oh my
what a rotten song, what a rotten singer too!
__________________________________
We
will follow Jam Tarts over land & sea
we
will follow Jam Tarts onto victory....2,3,4
repeat (louder)
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Jam
Tarts Jam Tarts give us a wave, give us a wave, give us a wave,Jam
Tarts Jam Tarts give us a wave, give us a wave.
(this
was early 80's and followed by loud boo's when the players didn't
respond with a wave before the kick off)
__________________________________
Gorgie
wave, Gorgie wave Gorgie wave,
Gorgie
wave, Gorgie wave, Gorgie wave.
(whatever
happened to that?)
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You're
not very good, you're not very good
You're
not very , you're not very
You're
not very good.
___________________________________
We are
the Jam Tarts, The super JamTarts
We
hate the Hibees, Cos they are scum
We are
the greatest Team in Scotland
We are
Heart of Midlothian
__________________________________
His
name is Gary Wales
and
he's the leader of the team
the
greatest centre forward the world has ever seen
he's
always in the centre he's always scoring goals
and
as for Kenny Miller you can stick him up your hole.
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Drink, Drink....
Drink,
drink, wherever you may be,
We are
the drunk and disorderly,
but we
don't give a shit,
and we
don't give a fuck,
we
came home with the Scottish Cup!"
__________________________________
You
are my Jam Tarts My only Jam Tarts
You
make me happy, When skies are grey,
You'll
never know just how much I love you, So please don't take my Jam Tarts...Away
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We
hate Glasgow Rangers
We
hate Celtic too
We
hate the fucking hibees
But
Jam Tarts we love you
_________________________________
(Replace
Hibees with any team you are playing against)
Away
in a manger, no crib for a bed,
the
little Lord Jesus stood up and he said...
WE
HATE HIBEES AND WE HATE HIBEES, WE HATE HIBEES AND WE
HATE HIBEES, WE ARE THE HIBEE HATERS...
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Said
Bertie Mee to Bill Shankly
Have
you heard of the North Bank Highbury
Shanks
says no, I don't think so
but
I've heard of the Gorgie Boot boys.
(optional)
: with a na na na na na na na
na na
na na na na na, na na na na na na na
We are
the Gorgie boot boys.
or how
about this version.....
Said
Bertie Mee to Bill Shankly
Have
you heard of Michele Platini
Shanks
says no, I don't think so
but
I've heard of the youg boy Robbo.
(optional)
: with a na na na na na na na
na na
na na na na na, na na na na na na na
We are
the Gorgie boot boys.
________________________________
This
is a classic from the 70's.
If you
go down to the woods today
you're
sure of a big surprise
if you
go down to the woods today
you'll
never believe your eyes
For
Jeremy the sugar puff bear
is
putting on braces and cropped his hair
and
now he's off to join the Gorgie boot boys
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Sung
to the tune " Gin Gan Goolie" (or possibly "a Ramones
song "Beat on the Brat"?)
Hit
him on the head, hit him on the head
hit
him on the head with a baseball bat
- oh
yeah, oh yeah
See
how he goes, see how he goes
See
how he goes with a broken nose,
- Oh
yeah, oh yeah.
Of
course the drunker you are the more variations of the tune you can find!
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Sung
to the Cozy Powell song "Na Na Na"
When
Eammon was young, his ma said to he
When
you grow up son, what you gonna be?
you
gonna play for Hibees & stay as you are
Are
you gonna play for Jam Tarts and be a superstar singing a
na na na na, na na na
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Sung
to the tune "She'll be coming round the mountain". The
first verse is sung in a high pitched voice, the second in a very
deep "hard man" voice
We're
the best behaved supporters in the land
We're
the best behaved supporters in the land
We're
the best behaved supporters,
best
behaved supporters
best
behaved supporters in the land
(when
we win).
We're
a right shower of bastards when we lose (or draw)
We're
a right shower of bastards when we lose (or draw)
We're
a right shower of bastards,
right
shower of bastards
right
shower of bastards when we lose (or draw).
_________________________________
Sung
to the tune PERFECT DAY
Just a
perfect day, bovril at Tynecastle Park
and
then later when it gets dark
Mickey scores
Just a
perfect day
Put
Celtic fans in the zoo
And
later goal number two - and then home
Oh
it's such a perfect day,
I'm so
glad I support you
Oh
such a perfect day
You
just keep me hanging on
You
just keep me hanging on
Just a
perfect day
Problems
are left alone
Hibs
are down on their own
It's
such fun!!!!!!!!
Just a
perfect day
You
made me forget myself
I
thought I was someone else-we'd scored 2
Oh
it's such a perfect day, I'm so glad I support you
Oh
such a perfect day
You
just keep me hanging on
You
just keep me hanging on
_________________________________
To the
tune of "Hi-Lo Silver Lining':
You're
everywhere and nowhere Alan,
That's
where you are !
When
Sandy Clarke and Ian Jardine,
Fire
just below the bar !
But
the favourite is the wee man, Robbo -
As he
knocks one home,
But
you've even missed a looping header ...
Nodded
in by JIMMY BONE !
And
it's ...
High,
Low, Balls fly past him -
And
it's Alan Rough, (Poor
Alan)
Each
time Hearts stuff the Hibees,
And
he's had enough,
(Oh
yes, it's obvious !)
To go
and see the Edinburgh Derby,
It's
great if you're a Jam Tarts fan,
And
afterwards the celebrations,
As
only Hearts fans can !
For
comedy there's Fulton and Hunter ...
Nine
other jokers too !
At
half time there's the entertainment ...
From
the monkey's out of Edin-burgh Zoooooo,
and
it's ...
High,
Low, Balls fly past him -
And
it's Alan Rough, (Poor Alan)
Each
time Hearts stuff the Hibees,
And
he's had enough, (Oh
yes, it's obvious !)
________________________________
"Hibees"
2000
Now we
don't play in the same league as each other
And
how we giggled as we watched you go under
You
are Hibernian... Hibernian
not
Heart of Midlothian
And we
said that if you stayed up
You'd
still be shite, and not win a cup
But
you never did it
Cause
you were so crap at it
Oh
Hibbies do you recall
Your
crowds were very small
You
couldn't beat us at all
And
with Robbo on the ball
It was
more than twenty games in all... and I said..
Let's
all meet up in the Year 2000
It
might have to be a friendly game
Cause
New Year's Day's
not
going to be the same
Who
would have thought you'd play your derbies
Over
in Fife, or maybe Almondvale
In a
lower league with half your team for sale
Where
are you playing now, you tossers?
Are
you about to fire another boss, yeah?
We
won't even say "Wayne Foster!"
Ooooh....
ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
_________________________________
This
is another classic supporters club song, sung as you are arriving in
some small unsuspecting town before the game
Gorgie
Boys we are here, yoooh yoooh
Gorgie
Boys we are here, yoooh yoooh
Gorgie
boys we are here
Shag
your women and drink your beer yoooooooh
________________________________
Sung
to the tune "When Johnny Comes Marching Home" (circa 1976)
When
Jimmy goes up to lift the cup, hurrah hurrah
When
Jimmy goes up to lift the cup, hurrah
When
Jimmy goes up to lift the cup,
We'll
all be there and we'll sing like f**k
with
a na na na na na na na na na na.
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If
you've got plenty time on your hands, we used to sing this song from
start to finish and it is really good in front of an audience with
the hand movements.
We've
got Henry Hands number one (wave hands in the air)
We've
got Henry Hands number one
We've
got Henry Hands number one
We've
got the best team in the land
We've
got Zico Kidd number two
We've
got Zico Kidd number two
We've
got Zico Kidd number two
We've
got the best team in the land
We've
got (whistling noise) Whittaker number 3
we've
got (whistling noise) Whittaker number 3
We've
got (whistling noise) Whittaker number 3
We've
got the best team in the land
We've
got SSssssssandy Jardine number four
We've
got SSssssssandy Jardine number four
We've
got SSssssssandy Jardine number four
We've
got the best team in the land
We've
got Chuck Berry number five (pretend to strum guitar)
We've
got Chuck Berry number five
We've
got Chuck Berry number five
We've
got the best team in the land
We've
got Classy Craigie number six (run
your fingers sexily through your hair)
We've
got Classy Craigie number six
We've
got Classy Craigie number six
We've
got the best team in the land
A fine
wee lad, a bonnie wee lad is bonnie wee Johnny Colquhoun, he scored
against United and we were over the moon. He put the ball past
Thompson 'cos he's a f**king goon
I am a
Hearts fan, this is a Hearts fans tune.
We've
got The wee black bastard number eight
We've
got The wee black bastard number eight
We've
got The wee black bastard number eight
We've
got the best team in the land
We've
got Puff Candy number nine (imitate
smoking cigarette)
We've
got Puff Candy number nine
We've
got Puff Candy number nine
We've
got the best team in the land
We've
got the Centre Spot number ten
(point
to Haymarket area)
We've
got the Centre Spot number ten
We've
got the Centre Spot number ten
We've
got the best team in the land
We've
Robbo Robbo Robbo Robbo Robbo Robbo Robertson
John
Robertson, John Robertso...o..n
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Sung
to the song "My old mans a dustman"
Kruschev
came to Britain, 2nd time he'd been
He met
Sir Winston Churchill, he
even met the queen
And
when his time was over he
was to be recalled
He
said I cannae go now 'cos I've not met Willie Bauld
Oh my
old man's a Hearts fan,he wears a Hearts fans hat
He
hates the f**king hibees, now what do you think of that?
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Sung
to the Bobbie Gentry song "I'll never fall in love again"
What
do you get when you drink the wine
a ten
pound fine and a years probation
a
kicking from the pigs in the polis station
Oooh,
I'll never drink the wine again
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Ay ay
ay ay Cruikshank
is better then Yashin
Ernie
is better than Eusebio
And
the hibees are in for a bashing
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There's
only one United
and
that's a f**king biscuit
Sung
it in the Manchester City club to great applause in 1981
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There
is a team in Scotland, their
colours are marone
they've
got the finest centre the world has ever known
you
talk about your Reilly's your Ormonds and them all
but
you want to hear the crowd roar when King Willie gets the ball.
Crown
Willie Bauld the king of Scotland
Crown
Willie Bauld the king of Scotland
Crown
Willie Bauld the king of Scotland
(and
Gordon Smith the queen)
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Sung
to the tune "my darling Clementine"
O my
darling, o my darling O
my darling Willie Bauld
You're
the idol of Tynecastrle You're my darling Willie Bauld
Hibs
have Ormond and they've Gordon And
they've Lawrie Reilly too
But
you're the idol of Tynecastle You're my darling Willie Bauld
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This
song was widely used in the division 1 days against opposing teams
who had big home supports, but only brought a handful to Tynecastle.
Did
you come to Tynecastle, did you f**k?
Did
you come to Tynecastle, did you f**k?
Did
you come to Tynecastle,
come
to Tynecastle,
come
to Tynecastle - did you f**k ......shiters!
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Sung
to the tune "on top of old smokey"
There's
a team at Tynecastle They play in maroon
They
have a young centre in a class of his own
Now
come all ye faithfull, come listen to me
I'll
tell you a story, that will fill you with glee
The
hibs they will wither, the Rangers will die
And
down at Tynecastle, the league flag will fly
We'll
try for the Scottish, the league cup too
With
Bauld in the centre, we'll win them all
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This
wee chant is very versatile, as the Hearts fans adapted it in such a
way that we could sing in even though we were getting thrashed!
So
f**king easy,
oh
this is so f**king easy,
so
f**king easy,
oh
this is so f**king easy.
A
variation is to sing boring instead of easy (especially when you're
playing Dundee U)
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We're
going up. you're going down,
we're
gonna wreck your f**king town
We're
going to rape, we're going to pillage,
we're
gonna wreck your f**king village
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We'll
see you all outside,
we'll
see you all outside
We'll
see you all, we'll see you all outside.
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What
about the old favourite vs Aberdeen?
Sheep
shagging bastards, you're only sheep shagging bastards
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Another
good one for Aberdeen
To the
"Hello Hello" tune, sing the whole song singing "ba
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Sung
after being relegated in 1976/77 to the hibs fans, to the Wombles
tune "remember you're a womble"
We'll
be back to get you, we'll be back to get you"
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Jam
Tarts here, Jam Tarts there
Jam
Tarts every fucking where
Na na
na na na na na na na
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They
dive, they fall,
their
goalposts are too small,
Majorca,
Majorca
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SECTION
3 - IN
PRAISE OF PLAYERS
Who
put the ball in the Hibees net,
Robbo, Robbo,
Who
put the ball in the Hibees net,
Johnny Robertson
Johnny
Robertson (ONCE)
Johnny
Robertson (TWICE)
Who
put the ball in the Hibees net,
Johnny Robertson
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To the
Hokey Cokey tune
Ooooh
Anti Anti Niemi
Ooooh
Anti Anti Niemi Ooooh Anti Anti Niemi
That's
what he's all about
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Go
Bobby go Bobby go Bobby go Bobby Go go go.....
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Sung
to the tune "Noel, Noel"
Flo-o-gel,
Flo-o-gel, Flo-o-gel, Flogel
He
wears number fourteen
He's
Taam Flogel
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Hee
Haw, hee Haw, Hee Haw
How
anybody could be inspired by fans calling him a donkey I don't know,
but it did
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Moose,
Moose Moose, Moose
Remember
Husref Musemic??
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Zico,
Zico, Zico.
My hero
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We all
agree, Eamon Bannon is magic
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Wayne
Wayne Super Wayne, Wayne Wayne Super Wayne, Wayne Wayne Super Wayne,
super Wayne Foster
I'm
sure Charlie Hogg was the only one who ever sung this! It also was
sung about Maurice Johnston
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We've
got Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby Prentice on the wing, on the wing
Bobby,
Oh Bobby Prentice, Oh Bobby Prentice on the wing.
Also
applies to Willie Johnston
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Sung
to the song "Karma Chameleon"
Robbo
Robbo Robbo Robbo Robbo Robbo Robertson
John
Robertson, John Robertso...o..n
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Six
feet two, eyes of blue
Big
Don Murray's after you
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You
are my Jackson, my Darren Jackson
You
make me happy when skies are grey
You'll
never know just how much I love you
Please
don't take my Jackson away!
Thanks,
Graham!
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Oh
John Colquhoun, Oh John Colquhoun
Oh you
can hear the Hearts fans sing
With
big Sandy in the middle, and wee John to knock them in.
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Shuggie
Shuggie Shuggie
Shaw
Shaw Shaw
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Oh
Mikey Mikey
Mikey
Mikey Mikey Mikey Galloway
Also
applies to Malky Robertson, John Robertson and Mickey Cameron
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There's
only one Stephane Adam
There's
only one Stephane Adam
Walking
along, Singing a song
Walking
in an Adam wonderland
Also
applies to Johnny Millar and Thomas Flogel
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He's
fat, he's round
He
bounces on the ground
Jimmy
Bone, Jimmy Bone!
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He's
here, he's there he's every fucking where Kenny Aird, Kenny Aird
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to
the tune of that "glory glory man utd"
Gary
Locke is gonna do you
Gary
Locke is gonna do you
Gary
Locke is gonna do you
And
you'll never walk again!
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Jimmy
Cant (YES HE CAN)
Jimmy
Cant (YES HE CAN)
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Or the
tune of Laurel and Hardy
Donald
Ford Donald Ford
Give
us a goal, Give us a goal
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There
was a song when Eamon Bannon left for Chelsea (tune Elvis Costello)
Oh no
Parker made me.
I dont
want to go to Chelsea.
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Scotland
Scotland's number one,
Scotland's
number one
Jim
Cruickshank, Henry Smith (briefly), Nicky Walker (believe it or not).
Or how about
Finland
Finland's number 1,
Finland's
number 1
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Nice
one Davie, nice one son, nice one Davie, let's have another one
Davie
Bowman after one of his "specials" at fester road. Also
applies to Gary (Mackay) and Kenny (Aird)
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Oh
Mickey you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind, hey Mickey.
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Juanjo,
Juanjo - Juanjo Juanjo
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SECTION
4 - SONGS & CHANTS (AGAINST OTHER TEAMS)
How
about this for a wee tubby goalie whenever he takes a
goal kick, not going:
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwooooooooooooOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!
but rather:
yyyyyoooooOOOOOOUUUUUUU
FAT
BASTARD!
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You're
so shite it's unbelievable ...
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We'll
meet again, don't know where
Don't
know when, but I know we'll meet again some sunny day
Could
be any team when they are relegated
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Youre
going to get
What
the fucking hibees got
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You're
going home in a St Johns ambulance
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What's
it like to see a crowd ...
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Come
in a taxi,